Demanding children

This very official-looking Lily manifesto is from a few weeks ago, but Andy just found it again so I thought I'd document it.

"Constitution of Kids of Pierce's"

Dear Pierce Members,
No coupons or fireworks. No grocery stores or flu shots. No bees.
Sincerely,
Lilith Marin Pierce

I love that in the list of things she does not like and does not want more of "coupons" is first.