Argh! She drove them nuts!

A few posts ago, Heather mentioned Krispy Kreme had a promotion during national "Talk Like a Pirate" day, where they gave out a free glazed doughnut if you spoke like a pirate, and a dozen glazed doughnuts if you came in dressed like a pirate. But when we arrived four hours before closing time, Amalia all pirated up (her class had just done a unit on pirates), they were out of glazed doughnuts and even had the gall to charge us for two mini doughnuts.

This shivered our timbers.

Enter Heather's golden quill and razor-sharp wit and you get an apology and 24 doughnuts:

Next time they walk the plank.